Anon Bitch!!

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teacher:
ok everyone you're going to get into groups
me:
oh fuck
me:
social interaction
me:
what in here can i kill myself with
me:
oh god there isn't anything
me:
everyone is choosing groups and i'm sitting here alone
me:
why am i talking to myself

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mrs-jasminestyles:

ratherdielaughing:

Polite cat 

That little headbutt in the second one gave me diabetes.

Oh my god give me

DAMMIT.

“Excuse me, human. I would like a petting, please. Yes, thank you.”

“Um, excuse me, human? Human? Ah yes, I’d like another petting please. Ah, thank you.”

KITTEH

OMG THIS IS THE CUTEST EFFING THING EVER FOREVER REBLOG

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